September 18, 2021

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Here’s every inexplicably bizarre moment from the 2003 live-action adaptation of “Cat with a Hat”

My opinion on this film can only be communicated in two ways: a rhyme, or the sound of my head hitting my desk repeatedly. Since there is no way to include the latter in a textual medium, we will have to go with the former.

“The Cat in the Hat (2003)”

The cat in the hat is a 2003 film

And I’m sorry to say it almost killed me.

With Myers and Baldwin, and an unexpected Hilton,

My total confusion seemed already built in.

I looked for the bizarre, and I found fifty-one,

But when the credits rolled, I didn’t feel finished.

Where do I go from here? Is there a way out?

Or is there just this movie and the cat he’s talking about?

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